They said “trust the sky.” You said “…nah, I’ve seen the patents.”
Step boldly into the holographic future with our Project Blue Beam conspiracy theory t-shirt — the perfect blend of style, suspicion, and just-the-right-amount-of-“I know something you don’t.” Whether you think they’re prepping fake UFOs, synthetic messiahs, or a light-show big enough to reboot civilization, this tee lets you wear your skepticism in cool retro style.
Soft. Bold. Unapologetic. A fashion statement and a conversation-starter all in one.
Great for:
• Holiday dinners with people who “don’t want to talk politics” • Spotting chemtrails with the boys • Watching the news and whispering “called it” • Triggering that one cousin who thinks conspiracies aren’t real
Get yours now before the next mysterious sky event suddenly “changes everything.”
Look up. Stay free. Wear the truth.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
