The “Control Group” trucker cap is a tongue-in-cheek nod to independent thinkers who prefer to wait, watch, and question before jumping on the latest “everyone must do this right now” bandwagon.
It’s not medical advice. It’s not a manifesto. It’s a joke — the kind that makes some people laugh, and gives others a punch in the gut. “Wait… what do you mean by that?”
Perfect for:
Sparking conversations at the bar, gym, or family gathering
Lightly trolling groupthink (with a smile)
Letting people know you still believe in informed consent, humor, and personal choice.
Wear it proudly. Observe carefully. Data speaks for itself.
Breathable nylon mesh at the back keeps you cool during long days outside — because freedom looks better when it’s comfortable.. The curved visor and six-row stitching give it a durable, lived-in look that relaxes into shape as you wear it.
Product features - Adjustable plastic snap closure fits 20"–24" (one size most/22.8"/58cm) - 100% polyester foam front with 100% nylon mesh back for breathability - Vivid, fade-resistant professional print with color-matched undervisor and sweatband - Six-row stitched curved visor; creases smooth out with wear - Available in seven multicolor combinations; meets lead and phthalate requirements
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
